表达自己很穷的语句，搞笑逗趣，皮一下很开心！

1、我是一个都有爱洁净的人，比如我的口袋比脸还洁净。

I am a very clean person. For example, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

2、什么都是假的，只有穷才是真神的，而且深有体会。

What is false, only poor is true, and deeply understand.

3、比起穷这个特点，长得丑根本不值一提。

Compared with poverty, ugliness is not worth mentioning at all.

4、我为自己算了一卦，易经缺房，命里缺车，古利缺一大笔钱。

I've made a fortune for myself. The five elements are short of houses, the life is short of cars, and the Cary is short of money.

5、吃饭的时候梦见自己很穷，醒过来一看梦成真神了。

When I sleep, I dream that I am poor. When I wake up, I see that my dream has come true.

6、再三你让一下，不该影响我不吃午餐，西北风。

Please excuse me. Don't disturb my lunch. Northwest wind.

7、只要你足以有一大笔钱，我一定没用坐着大声你的话。

As long as you he enough money, I will sit and listen to you.

8、我是一个隐形用车，所以至今都没有找到我的一大笔钱。

I'm an invisible rich man, so I hen't found my money so far.

9、有一大笔钱的人都吹出名牌香草，像我们这种没一大笔钱的人，就吹出点花露水，还驱蚊。

Rich people wear brand-name perfume, like those of us who he no money, spray some toilet water and repellent.

10、谁没一大笔钱了就跟我说道，我会告诉你我也没一大笔钱。

Tell me who has no money. I'll tell you I he no money.

11、一直以为一大笔钱可以买到一切，日后才发现真神的不行，因为一大笔钱实在。

I always thought that money could buy everything, but later I found that it really couldn't because there was not enough money.

12、如果我的可以相亲相爱就好了，这样就可以生出很多。

If only my RMB could love each other, it would produce a lot of RMB.

13、乞丐走过来向我抖酒杯，我觉得他是在炫富。

The beggar came up to me and shook the bowl. I thought he was showing off his wealth.

14、我对自己的更进一步有很多的原计划，但所有的原计划都有一个前提，等我有一大笔钱了。

I he many plans for my future, but all plans he a premise, when I he money.